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Happy Hallow’s Eve Eve!

October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Boo

Boo!

A year ago there was a Halloween image contest at the website I’m always mentioning. All the entries were displayed on rotation on the board’s login page as contest participants uploaded them to the image gallery.

Because they had to fit the formatting of the page, our entries had to measure 400×400 pixels, and those are the ones at the top of this entry.

The original collages were usually larger, and we were able to upload them to the gallery as well. Those are the ones to the left of my words.

Since early childhood I’ve been a great fan of the horror genre, and while some people refuse to mix their giantess thoughts with any other fiction inclination they also have, I don’t. I like to mix and match my ideas, even those that by birthright aren’t “sexy”.

Haunting Giantess is the sort of image I always wanted to work on, but lack of material made it very difficult to do so. That’s the real Dracula castle, and I couldn’t help using it even though the giantess is a ghost, and not a vampire.

His struggles will be to no avail.

His struggles will be to no avail.

I’m no sure anyone in the community has written ghost stories where the main character is the roaming, inescapable spirit of a giantess, but I do know it’s not a new idea.

Back in my board visiting days we discussed giantess zombies and their attacks, and there are those Grildrig stories starring the undead. I was clever enough to save one before Pete’s place went belly up, although my guess is that it’s posted at the City as well.

Mauvaise Lettres: Can’t Be Choosers by Scott Grildrig

So you see, some of us get a kick out of picturing these monsters in our heads. My Little Vampire collage is about the blood-sucking little guy I’ve imagined many times, one that thinks he has power to surpass any woman on Earth’s, but eventually he’s proven wrong by the one lady that happens to laugh at his tickling bites, and smirk at his look-into-my-eyes stance, which he thought would make her pliant and still.

No suck luck, tiny man.

I dont think hed mind a little giant nibble

I don't think he'd mind a little giant nibble.

The other side of that coin is the giantess vampire in Red Lips, and her powers of persuasion always work. There is nothing terrifying about her, but that’s only the opinion of the man trapped in her grip.

He knows she wouldn’t really sink her teeth into him… not too much. Just a bit, and it’s only the sort of pressure dominant cats use on their subordinates’ necks.

I don’t think he’d lean his head back that way if he thought anything sharp was headed his way.

Did I win the image contest? Yes, of course I did, but there was a terrible mix-up and the award and points were delivered to some other GDC member, I can’t remember his name now, but he had a really dhark syde to him. It was clear to me that he hired ILM to create his collage. Some people.

The Cure – Lullaby

Categories: 80s music · collages · giantess · shrunken man · stories

Chocolate Salty Balls

October 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Uh-oh, now they are in trouble...

Uh-oh, now they are in trouble...

This is a collage I worked on last year, partly to acknowledge a very good story I had just read, written by Canuck, who’s given me permission to share it here. I’m sure many of you have read it, but here it is anyway.

Venus Attacks! by Canuck

How does my collage relate to the story? Well, in both cases the little guys have balls. Huge ones. However, in my collage, they came into unlawful possession of their balls, and shall have to be punished appropriately… until they escape and / or plot a comeuppance. In Canuck’s stories, little guys are always planning something wicked against much taller women (such as stealing their doughnuts).

And the title of the collage? Well, it was the only chance I had to name a collage “Chocolate Salty Balls”, and here’s the recipe, from Isaac Hayes’ book, one of my favorite in my cookbook collection, and not because it’s autographed. The meatloaf recipe is probably the best I’ve ever tried.

Chocolate Salty Balls recipe

Chocolate Salty Balls recipe

Iration – Cookie Jar

Categories: 00s music · clever chaps · collages · recipes · shrunken man · stories
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